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Flopowski 

Flopowski (n.) - (flah-p-ow-skee) - An individual who decided last minute to revoke their attendance to an event of some importance.
(v.) - The act of revoking one's attendance in similar fashion
Origins - Originally derived from the English "flop", the word was recently given a new suffix thanks to the pioneering flops of a one Kaitlynn.
"Don't pull a Kaitlynn and flopowski, cause I really wanna play lol"

Jen: "So you're coming this weekend right?"
K.: "well, i was supposed too...but, I don't think I'm going to go"
Jen: "Why?"
K.: "Well, it's not that I don't want too...like its 3-4 hrs of traveling on my part plus, I want to save my money."
-In the above instance it would not be considered a flopowski had this actually been the reason said person was not coming, it turns out she just wanted to hang out with some rando instead of her "best friends" after she RSVP'd helped plan and preached about her uber excitement for the weekend away.
Flopowski by Zinkk August 7, 2008
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Hair style on a male where the hair appears to flow down the side of the head.
Flowski by Gwiss May 20, 2008
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Flooskin 

- A flooskin is where a guy stretches his ball sack and a girls takes a shot of any hard liquor off his ball sack while it's stretched out.
- A flooskin could also mean any word you want it to be.
"Hey darryl, can I have a flooskin?"
"Sure, lemme stretch my ball sack and grab the whiskey"

Or..
"Hey can I borrow a flooskin, I only got to hooskins left?"
Flooskin by Hooskin Flooskin June 2, 2013

Florkowski 

Word used to describe a man that withholds features of many different age groups.
That man is wearing velcro shoes and a tye-dye shirt yet he has a full mustache, he is a Florkowski.
Florkowski by Windows95 February 7, 2010

Flooskie 

It's Another way to express gayness.
'Have you seen Max today?
Yes, he looks like a Flooskie.'
Flooskie by TheLucas November 20, 2011

floorskin 

n. an excessively long foreskin, so called because it appears capable of touching the floor
He came ten minutes ago, but it's still working its way out through that floorskin of his.
floorskin by skuzzay July 20, 2011
(n.) a male that has long mullet-like or surfer-like hair, usually located on beaches or near surf shops. Flowski vocabulary usually includes: rad, killer, gnar(ly), braw, gross (positive conotation).
Guy A: "Dude check out that browski over there."
Guy B: "Nah b thats a total flowski, he's carrying a surfboard."