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Floortex 

That certain place where all the most important things in your room disappear to as soon as they touch your floor, and then later reappear at places like Burger King and/or the trunk of your car. They can be found under beds, computer desks, and most often in closets.
Kate: "Hey, I lost my favorite CD the other day in the floortex under my computer desk."
Tom: "Oh? That's terrible"
Kate: "It's ok. I found the CD this morning in the school bathroom."
Floortex by FeatherDie October 18, 2008
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Floorsexual 

A floorsexual is the word given to a person when they have tendencies to be really clumsy and fall on the ground or heavily intoxicated to the point they are on the floor constantly
Brooke had too much gin and tonic! She’s such a floorsexual
Floorsexual by @ginandtonicgirl October 12, 2018

Floortentacli 

A language developed specifically for the religion of the Floor Tentacles.

It was invented by the Floor Tentacle pope in 2019.
"We speak Floortentacli here"

Floortech 

A person in housekeeping who cleans the floors in many tasks such as sweeping, mopping and scrubbing!
Our Floortech is going to do his yearly stripping and waxing of the floors!
Floortech by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018

Sleeping Floorters 

The place on your buddies floor where you sleep when you stay at their house due to their lack of a spare room or couch.
Ashton-Dude..Where can I sleep tonight?
Mike-Grab some blankets and a pillow and clear a spot on the floor. That will be your sleeping floorters.

floorsex 

A girl that will let you bang them out on your buddy's floor; no questions asked.
"What did you do last night?"
"Hooked up with good ol' floorsex."
"Ewww."
floorsex by Original B to the G March 7, 2008

Floorsexual 

One of the fake sexualities 5 year olds make up to feel like a part of the LGBTQ+ community.
Tom: let’s go back to my house!

Rob: ok!

*they go to toms house*

Rob: *moans*

Tom: dude wtf!

Rob: sorry, I’m floorsexual.
Floorsexual by Quack.Anime February 18, 2021
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