Flooritos

(n) The food that results when your bag of Doritos is carelessly dumped on the floor.

Marty nearly got tossed from the party when he turned a delicious Mega-Value bag of treats into a cruddy heap of Zesty Flooritos.

by minus john April 20, 2009

floorito

What you call a burrito you've dropped on the floor, but intend to eat anyway.

Want a bite of my floorito? It was only on the ground for a couple seconds.

by Shady McCool February 19, 2011

floorito

Doritos or Fritos that are eaten off the floor.

I handed my wife a floorito but only after the 5 second rule.

by rogos August 3, 2009