Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.
We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....
by Not a Flapper August 4, 2019
(n.) The clothes that a promiscuous female would wear out to the club find a guy and take off for him that night during a one night stand. They spend more time on the floor of a guys room then on the actual woman.
Guy 1: The club is poppin man check out these women. They're wearing next to nothing.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.
by Seth L-V February 6, 2008
by Rhenthalin1 October 23, 2014
When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!
by Peanut Butter Balls April 8, 2022
by Floorgoldfish October 19, 2022
by Choke Me Daddy November 26, 2018
A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor
The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning
by GayCloud June 16, 2018