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An animal or thing that's fluffy and soft
Look at that little floofer I want it
by KGlonn January 10, 2016
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A man that fluffs his chest hair out the top of his shirt. A Floofer
Burt Reynolds in Smokey in the Bandit.

Kevin Floofed his chest hair proudly before leaving his house. He was a true Floofer.
by Bella December 05, 2003
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A man that sniffs a womans warm bicycle seat.
On the hottest of days, Floofers will be on the prowl.
by Vektor December 08, 2003
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A servant of Gemina, Queen of the Land of Floof. All praise be to Gemina!
That's Sam, she's a fellow floofer.
by FlooferSnail December 27, 2016
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a fart which slips out making a noise like f-f-f-f-f-f-t
Was that a floofer or did something else cause the odor?
by 39zeke39 November 29, 2009
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A woman who likes to ram marshmallows into intimate orifices about her body.
Margaret is a floofer, because she inserts marshmallows into her ears. Some floofers are far worse.
by Pinnell February 20, 2009
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a feminine male; gay homosexual; a real fruitcake; a fag
by Bobby and Chris February 27, 2005
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