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1.
Fake Lobster. Fish meat seasoned with lobster flavor. A much less expensive variety of lobster.
Kelly makes her lobster bisque with flobster.
by flobster man December 23, 2011
 
2.
A Female Lobster
Mike: What's a female lobster called??

Julie: A flobster you twat
by Giggler10000 January 08, 2009