Flirtarded 

Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.

Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!

Flirtarded by asedwards December 21, 2006

failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.

Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.

failtarded by mvolfman December 13, 2010

Flattarded

1. The state of being a flattard.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.

The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.

John: "I can't believe you think the Earth is a globe it's obviously flat!"
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."

Flattarded by Sceleratis October 30, 2017

Fitarded 

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.

1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.

Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010

Fartarded 

When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.

"After the cheese buffet Sven let one go in the car and we went fartarded."

Fartarded by sloh March 25, 2009

flicktarded 

to be afflicted or retarded, in otherwords to be a total dumbass.

Why would he sniff pixie stix in class?
-I dont know, maybe because he a DUMBSHIT...
Yeah that kid fucking flicktarded
-Maybe it cause his mom dropped him on his head.

flicktarded by BLACKB0MBER April 4, 2008

fartarded 

soo full of fart's, that the victim/terrorist is considered slightly retarded to a degree.

a slob repetively farts many times in a span of minutes..
"man.. are you f**king fartarded?"

fartarded by gansta01 October 21, 2007