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Flindingo 

While a male homosapien is receiving fellatio, just before the penis is ready to ejaculate the male then pulls himself out of the mouth. Upon retraction, the male then ejaculates upon the females face and with the last drop of semen smacks it across her face in an elaborate fashion while screaming "flindingo!"
Ohh yeah baby, ohh yeah, oh man im gonna cum! im gonna! AHHHHHHHH FLINNDDINGGOOOOOOO!!!
Flindingo by Evan and Jesse April 8, 2005
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Life finds a way of not finding a way.

A play on the saying "Life finds a way".

The twist here is that sometimes things do not happen when they should have.
Procrastination, global pandemics, outside influence, many things can be a call for this saying.
"I was going to make lunch, but life finds a way of not finding a way."

Finding Dory 

The sequel to 2003's Finding Nemo. It was released on June 17, 2016, and is still in theaters.
I just saw Finding Dory last night. It was absolutely amazing!
Finding Dory by whatadickhead August 2, 2016

Finding nemo 

Finding nemo is a ma15+ rated movie.i do not recommend little kids watching finding nemo is for 15+ becuase it has sharks named bruise who is verry evil.there re also other scarey things on the movie.SO DONT WATCH IT.

Finding nemo 

When a girl in the bathtub can't find a guys Jewish penis within 3 minutes
Hey Rebecca, yesterday I was finding nemo with John.

Finding Nemo 

Prior to anal sex a clownfish is inserted into the girls rectum. You then proceed to give her the anal pounding her father never would. After you are finished insert your hand into her anus until you have located the fish. Successful completion of the move requires you to remove your hand while grasping the fish in a closed fist. Also known as the salty cookie jar.
Andrea didn’t care for the anal but came buckets when I was finding Nemo.
Finding Nemo by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

feinding 

when you want something so much you will do anything to get it
I was feinding for some fries but all the fast food joints were closed so i broke in and cooked up a batch, the police arrested me but it was worth it.
feinding by Taseko August 21, 2007