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A Douche Baggie who wheels his/her stuff in to work using flight attendant luggage when they are clearly NOT a pilot NOR are they a flight attendant.

Seen quite often in the tech industry.
Mike: Did you see the little dude wheelin' his shit in to work this morning?

Luke: Yeah, it's not like he's a pilot or something.

Mike: For real; what a Flight Attendouche Baggie.
by radaR_regnaR May 18, 2011