Flib

Fucking Late Irish Bastard. A male of Irish descent who is consistently late for work or pressing social engagements.

My friend is a Flip and I am a Flib. He is Filipino and I am a fucking late Irish bastard.

by Flibbity Flibber June 14, 2008

Flib

A person who is annoying, weird, and a freak

Oh my god, that teacher is obsessed with me. He is a such a flib!

by hamcheese1 October 13, 2019

Flib

The act of shaking a shrimp in a controlled and deliberate manner.

The baby was crying, so I took a shrimp and began to flib it. The baby was very satisfied!

by Mandolorian01 October 11, 2016

Flib

The simultaneous male reaction to sudden surprise or shock involving male genitalia to feel like it is retracting up and into one's stomach.

"Dude, I flibbed when I almost pulled out in front of that motorcyclist going 4o mi/hr!"

"Oh, and by the way, I have herpes!" *FLIB*

by Jake&Nate October 12, 2008

Flibs

The word "flibs" was made in 2014 as a portmanteau of the words fucking and liberties.

Rob called Nathan a stupid fucking cunt. Dean said 'Rob you're taking flibs'

by Bomax January 24, 2015

flibbed

The act of being flogged in a box with a black dildo that is precisely 23.567 inches long, while holding a condom full of urine with your teeth.

Late you will be flibbed for using my toothbrush!

by slayer420~69 August 30, 2016

flib

to have hot,dirty, sex on a counter top.

damn, i gave her a good flib last night at my grandpa's house.

by mannery January 8, 2008