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Girl 1: "Wow is she gay?"
Girl 2: "No shes just doing that for her b/f. she is a total flezza"
Flezza by umbilical chord March 4, 2009
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A fucker who never touches grass. This kid plays fortnite all the fucking time. He needs to take a shower.
Bro that guy is such a flozza
Flozza by bruhh minecraft anus February 1, 2022
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A fake lesbian. Two females who unconditionally love each other but are in a platonic relationship. Outsiders may consider them sexually attracted to one another ( no shame in that).

Synonym: Bromance
1) Sara: "You look so fucking cute in that outfit!"

Emmy: " Omg! So do you girl"

Sara: "Wow, we are such flezzies"

Emmy: "Let's go get some guys to buy us shots."

2) Chi: "Dude, I'm trying to get that threesome with Sara and Emmy!"

Justin: "Nah brah. No chance. They are flezzies!"

Chi: "Damn :(. Let's go get a shot of fireball"

3) Nishi: "This is a Flezzie conversation. See your floozie ass out."
Flezzie by cpatel529 August 31, 2014
''You busy tonight mate''
''Yeah, gotta look after the girlfriend's dog''
''Fezza"
Fezza by Chromozone May 28, 2014
Having a day off when your are not really sick.
He's definitely having a Flazza he was out on the beers last night.

He's only gone and had another Flazza

Pulling a Flazza
Flazza by Flazza October 8, 2012
Person 1: Man look at that fezza
Person 2: Yeah I bet that guy that owns that has a small cock
Fezza by DaROS January 27, 2008
The punishment for living in Fargo, ND. First, everything you own is covered in dirty flood waters, then suddenly frozen solid while a blizzard adds at least 10 inches of snow on top.
Jesus hated Fargo really bad in 1997, and punished it with a horrible flizzard. He has decided he hates it even more in 2009, and is punishing it with an even bigger flizzard.
flizzard by SamanthaEm March 26, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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