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Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms 

I’m probably not even gonna have a husband so I can Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms and nobody will be able to yell at me for it

Slap that shit on like Flex Tape

To like something so much that you use or eat it all the time.
"Yea man I love strawberries so much I slap that shit on like flex tape."

strong flex tape

strong flex tape is something that mark rober secretly makes but doesnt sponser
strong flex tape yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa

flextapesexual 

Flextapesexual is the feeling when you are sexually, physically, and romantically attracted to the idea of dating and loving the man who created flex-tape, or loving flex-tape itself. Very similar to Bisexual!
Josh: Hey bro, I've been meaning to tell you something
Jimmy: Yeah bro
Josh: I'm gay, but only for you, bro <3
Jimmy: uhh bro Im sorry but, Im flextape sexual-
Josh: YAY- wait flextapesexual?
Jimmy: Yeah bro, look it up on urban dictionary

Josh: bro
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026