slap on Flex Tape 

1: The act of slapping Flex Tape on a surface to instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair it.
2: The answer to all your problems.

Guy 1: My wife just left me...
Guy 2: She left you? Well, just slap on Flex Tape!

slap on Flex Tape by Chance4Doom December 18, 2018

Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms 

It just works

I’m probably not even gonna have a husband so I can Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms and nobody will be able to yell at me for it

Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms by Miff_ June 7, 2018

Slap that shit on like Flex Tape

To like something so much that you use or eat it all the time.

"Yea man I love strawberries so much I slap that shit on like flex tape."

Slap that shit on like Flex Tape by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 26, 2018

strong flex tape

strong flex tape is something that mark rober secretly makes but doesnt sponser

strong flex tape yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa

strong flex tape by WORD123456789WORD February 22, 2022

flextapesexual 

Flextapesexual is the feeling when you are sexually, physically, and romantically attracted to the idea of dating and loving the man who created flex-tape, or loving flex-tape itself. Very similar to Bisexual!

Josh: Hey bro, I've been meaning to tell you something
Jimmy: Yeah bro
Josh: I'm gay, but only for you, bro <3
Jimmy: uhh bro Im sorry but, Im flextape sexual-
Josh: YAY- wait flextapesexual?
Jimmy: Yeah bro, look it up on urban dictionary

Josh: bro

flextapesexual by shitting_racoon May 14, 2019