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Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms 

I’m probably not even gonna have a husband so I can Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms and nobody will be able to yell at me for it

Slap that shit on like Flex Tape

To like something so much that you use or eat it all the time.
"Yea man I love strawberries so much I slap that shit on like flex tape."

strong flex tape

strong flex tape is something that mark rober secretly makes but doesnt sponser
strong flex tape yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa

flextapesexual 

Flextapesexual is the feeling when you are sexually, physically, and romantically attracted to the idea of dating and loving the man who created flex-tape, or loving flex-tape itself. Very similar to Bisexual!
Josh: Hey bro, I've been meaning to tell you something
Jimmy: Yeah bro
Josh: I'm gay, but only for you, bro <3
Jimmy: uhh bro Im sorry but, Im flextape sexual-
Josh: YAY- wait flextapesexual?
Jimmy: Yeah bro, look it up on urban dictionary

Josh: bro

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026