A big, meaty, vascular creature that lurks between the legs of men. They are excellent burrowers and actively seek out any orifice to invade. Once inside their new home, they have a tendency to deposit copious amounts of white vomit inside AKA: girth-gurt, to claim their territory.
Whining like a bitch: Jason claimed that he couldn't sit down because of a recent, un-welcomed flesh hog attack on his ass.
by Flesh-Hog-Owner April 9, 2014
Jimmy: Ay Timmy, gonna go skin the ol' flesh hog
Timmy: I didn't need to know that, brother
Jimmy: Yeah buddy
Timmy: I didn't need to know that, brother
Jimmy: Yeah buddy
by HarBak November 13, 2022