Flemdick

When a girl has the flu then deep throats your cock and it comes out with a string of slimey flem all over it.

The proper term for a penis with flem on it is a fleenis. This can also be used as an insult.

guy1: maaan she was sucking my dick and i cummed without feeling anything.

guy2: did she have any illness at the time?

guy1: yeah she had the flu, why?

guy2: OH MAN that's totally not semen, she gave you a flemdick!

fleenis example...

Guy 1: Your such a fleenis haythem.

Flemdick by punching lions in throats September 7, 2010

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Fleadick

(n) What you call a guy that has been with so many girls he has to have an STD
(adj) Pertaining to a dirty dick

Fleadick over here has been with so many girls his dicks gonna end up falling off.

Fleadick by Dysos April 29, 2009

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Related Words

Flemdick • Fleadick • Flimdickulous • Baby Femdick

Flimdickulous

Wild, out of control

That girl is acting Flimdickulous dawg

Flimdickulous by Joeaudi July 4, 2022

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Baby Femdick

A term defining a feminine, or sub, male with a 2 inch punisher.

Looks like Jeff's been hooking up with that intimidating teacher, I heard he's got that baby Femdick!

Baby Femdick by Beatthatthatpuss445 November 6, 2020

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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