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flat billed ball cap 

The flat billed ball cap, is the modern day dunce hat... brah.

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

flat baller 

An Ultimate frisbee player. The "ball" in this case is a 175 gram Discraft ultrastar.
I am going out on a date tonight with a gal who's a flatballer. (or) That flat baller can boat race.

Flat-Balled-Talk 

A humorous and tongue-in-cheek term used to describe discussions or conversations centered around the Flat Earth Theory. This lighthearted expression playfully suggests that such discussions lack the well-rounded and spherical nature of reality, highlighting the unconventional and debunked belief that the Earth is flat. Often used to inject humor into conversations about unconventional or pseudoscientific ideas, acknowledging the eccentricity of the topic.
Let's dive into some flat-balled-talk and explore the edges of absurdity!
Flat-Balled-Talk by mi1es January 10, 2024

big flat balls 

big flat balls means nobalsnodic

flatballs 

Lacking balls to get a girls phone number
flatballs by Melody April 6, 2003