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An old man,well past any sex appeal(if he even had any) Who insists on bending over -REAL Obvious to show his sad flat butt cheeks in khakis or other tight pants,at any given opportunity.Usually does this display where women(or men)will be seeing this
damn,my boss keeps bending over every time i am near,He's a flat ass flasher
by hot Ethel June 30, 2011