verbal flashbang

A word, sentence, or phrase that takes the reader off guard. Can be silly, threatening, or confusing.

An example of a verbal flashbang:

"You are uninvited to my birthday party."

by TotallyNotASoviet September 1, 2020

American Flashbang

Step 1. Hit intended target over the head with a rock
Step 2. Cum into targets eyes
Step 3. Clap targets ears at the same time
Step 4. Fart
You have now completed the American Flashbang.

I will American Flashbang you tonight.

by generic003 August 6, 2022

Texas flashbang

When a man is getting a blowjob from a girl and you cum in her eyes so she cant see then you slap her ears so she cant hear either. You get a brownie and leave

I was getting a blowjob from Carli and I gave her the ol' Texas flashbang

by ducks2019 August 17, 2016

White Flashbang

A white flashbang is the act of ejaculating into a females eyes thus blinding her and then farting in her ears to further deafen her.

Damn, last night was really hot, I gave that girl a proper white flashbang.

by schlongilungus January 14, 2022

flashbang syndrome

When a person plays too much FPS and, upon seeing a white wall screams EEEEeeeee!!! and believes they are temporarily blind.

Frank: "What the fuck is wrong with Jim?"
Tom: "Don't worry. Jim just has flashbang syndrome."

by Alex Wagner March 16, 2008

Vietnamese flashbang

When you cum in a girls or guys eyes and nostril while slapping his or her ears repeatedly

I gave my step mom a vietnamese flashbang because she was stuck

by vutella December 30, 2021

alabama flashbang

When you're banging a member of your family from behind and at a random moment you clap their ears. As they're laying on the floor in pain you pull out a life alert necklace, hit the button, and bail.

Bro, my second cousin was over for Thanksgiving...she's so hot I had to try to smash. After a few minutes it felt weird to be banging my cousin so I hit her with the Alabama Flashbang and told my family I had to leave for work.

by Guido and The Guy December 12, 2020