Flaptures

The two sheets of skin that are the upper cleavage of an ageing woman.
Aww fuck dude, one of Mrs. Hadogen's flaptures is hanging out.

Excuse me miss, there seems to be a small rodent trapped under your left flapture.

BOOM right in the flaptures!!
by Razefup March 27, 2010
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