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Flankstangruel 

A wanker who flanks and stanks his way all around town. A flankstangruel at the top of his game may even be seen uptown and downtown simultaneously. All while flankin his stank and wankin his flank to the bank.
Did you see that flankstangruel down by the market last weekend? I coulda sworn he was flankin it in public!
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Flagstaff 

Flagstaff. The only thing higher than the elevation. Are the people.
Flagstaff population consists of hippies. A loooot of hippies.
Flagstaff by Lollipopppy September 3, 2012
Nickname for John Flansburgh, one half of the rock duo They Might Be Giants. :D Awesome band.
"I got to meet Flansy and Linnell at the TMBG concert!"
Flansy by Rabid Microphone April 22, 2006
To be absolutely fucked up from alcohol and/or drugs
I can't wait to get pure flanty
Flanty by OriginalGoujon March 27, 2017

Flabstinent 

A term referring to someone who has never been fat, or for someone who is trying to diet to remain skinny (someone who is "abstaining" from obesity).
The key to being flabstinent is proper diet, exercise, and frankly, good genes.

flinstonization 

The process of rewriting history to fit within our current societal constructs.
Assuming that humans are naturally monogamous is merely a "flinstonization", reverse-justifying the truth one is looking to prove.