Flanket

A big bushy beard that acts as a warm face blanket. It takes time to grow, but it is well worth the effort.

Did you see that dude's flanket? He must keep super warm in the winter.

by Ami de Bill June 6, 2013

When people fail hard, so you made a new word, conjugated as he/she/they flank'd so hard

Me: Wow, that question was so basic and he still got it wrong
John: He is a born flanket, so I expected that

by The Epic Factor November 10, 2014

A floor blanket. In place of a carpet or rug one will place a blanket on the floor and call it good.

Maddy: is this your rug?
Alex: no it's a floor blanket.
Maddy: oh you got a flanket

by eboyfornow August 31, 2019

Nanny Flanket

Mum: did u see the nanny flanket gran was wearing today

Teenage Girl: Im not buyin that, its a nanny flanket!

by IloveGuitars999 October 27, 2010