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Failologist 

1. One who fails so often, their fails are disregarded.

2. One who fails so epically, it's laughable.
1. Because Milton fell down the stairs nearly everyday, he was labeled a failologist and got little attention.

2. Gertrude never saw the donut, making her a failologist and the pictures hilarious.
Failologist by EpicWin3 June 2, 2009

Flamologist 

a person who collects cheese labels
i am a flamologist
Flamologist by mark preston January 15, 2004

Flacitologist

A medical professional similar to that of a gynecologist but studies flacid male genetalia.
My penis turned green, I think I should see a flacitologist!!!
Flacitologist by Scarr77 October 25, 2010