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belgium flatcake

You are having sex with a girl in the reverse cowgirl position. She takes a dump on your stomach while riding your shaft and as she comes back down she squashes the bum chutney.
Hey girl I've noticed you've been farting a lot lately. Do you want to have a Belgium flatcake ?
belgium flatcake by Psychoarmour September 18, 2017

flancake 

one who is easily angered and loves alcohol.
flancake hit me in the balls for no reason...

i like flancake.
flancake by boob magee December 14, 2006

twat the flapcake 

to caressingly grappel the male cock in and out of the female keyhole. To fuck.
Yo dude you have to twat the flapcake on your ho, that jawn looks ready for action.
twat the flapcake by eljefe June 11, 2008

Flatcake 

It's a more polite way to say fucking shit , because there are (video)websites that censor or hide some comments , this is because of certain word usage !!!!
Well Sir , You have the absolute right to believe whatever you want , I really don't give a flying flatcake !!!!
Flatcake by Holy Scheiße May 24, 2024

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026