by CaseyShae July 7, 2006
Fat Loose Average Beer Slut. An easy pick up but often not any good to look at - even after six of the best.
Esgro: You abit toey Jocko?
Jacko: Yeah I saw hime with a bag lady just last night!!
Jocko: Oh go easy - she's FLABS
Jacko: Yeah I saw hime with a bag lady just last night!!
Jocko: Oh go easy - she's FLABS
by Jocko Farin March 19, 2008
"What smells?!...FLAB"
by Infinite Monkeys October 26, 2011
Noun: Butter. Commonly dispensed by tearing off one end of the paper and spreading your flab on toast like a prit-stik
by ukspindoctor September 26, 2006
I've been on this new cupcake diet, and the other day I put on my favorite low rise jeans only to find that now I have a muffintop! I was flab-aghasted!
by anomelie March 10, 2010
The Flab Stab is the mistaken thrusting of your penis into the folds of flesh in a larger girl's thighs or buttocks rather than into her vagina. This typically only occurs at the moment of initial penetration, and hopefully only occurs when one is quite drunk.
"Dude, I'm embarrassed to say it but I took Brenda home last night and while I was trying to pork that fat slut I gave her the flab stab."
by pissflaps mcnulty March 7, 2007
The fat friend of your group. Often is into and collects worthless junk. Usually eats pizza for breakfast.
by Dr. KLUE August 6, 2008