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Mongolian Fishing Boots 

Mongolian Fishing Boots are only worn by the absolute finest uncle collectors, illegal bug fight hosts and participants, and for the people that reject Zara Employees and Tech Extremists. If you don't wear these with your best friend and you don't sneak rare fish into the Hawaiian island called "poopoo", you are failing in life.
Luca Maxim: "If you do not wear and/or make counterfeit Mongolian Fishing Boots, you are failing in life."
Some guy: "Oh shit I never knew that, thanks Luca Maxim!"
Luca Maxim: "Stream 'Do U Bleed At All?' 24/7 on Spotify for more secrets about how to live successfully."

Mongolian Fishing Boots 

“Hey man, did you remember your PPE today?” “Yeah, can’t you see I’m wearing my Mongolian Fishing Boots?”

Boofer Fishing 

When walking through an area where Boofers gather, you grab small change you have in your pocket and whip it across the floor or ground and watch the boofers run after it. Pennies, nickles, dimes work great but quarters give the best results. Boofers have been known to attack and sometimes in rare cases even kill their own kind for quarters.
Brian: Wanna go Boofer Fishing?
Seth: I've only got a couple dimes.
Brian: Thats enough for Boofer Fishin. They chase anything.
Boofer Fishing by Its_what_I_do22 September 21, 2011

booty fishing 

using a condom that is too large during anal sex, so that the condom slips off of your dick and you have to pull it out of the hoe's ass.
Did you hear about the asian guy who bought magnums?
Yeah, he was booty fishing that night!
booty fishing by Fucka U Face March 9, 2008

boob fishing 

When you put somethng down a girls shirt and take it out with your mouth.
"So last night I went boob fishing down Samantha's shirt and got my dollar back."
"You lucky dog!"
boob fishing by redseven June 18, 2009

Booty-fishing 

When someone knowingly tries to attract audience using their booty(buttocks).
That guy knows what he's doing, he's booty-fishing!
Booty-fishing by Boobobobooobo January 12, 2023