A vampire infected with gingervitis. They have no soul,, is an annoying twat, consumes an unbelievable amount of sunscreen, and is bullied by everyone. A Fisher Kanka are topically gluten-free and should be avoided at all cost. If a Fisher Kanka is spotted it is recommended that you DO NOT approach and immediately call your local animal control. If you are bitten by a Fisher Kanka you should separate yourself from all of humanity or kill yourself.
Normal Person #1: “OMG IT’S A FISHER KANKA!”
Fisher Kanka: *growls* “Give me your souls!!!”
Normal Person #2: “QUICK! Someone call animal control!”
Fisher Kanka: *growls* “Give me your souls!!!”
Normal Person #2: “QUICK! Someone call animal control!”
by aNormalPerson_akaNotAGINGER October 22, 2023