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Noun- Someone so aroused by aquatic life they cannot maintain their composure near a fish tank. Occasional cases may be so severe even chicken salad cannot prevent them from mounting a jellyfish. Known to frequent seafood isles of grocery stores dressed in a trench coat
Did he just try ti get oral from a narwhal, must be a fischler
by Davey145 July 17, 2012

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