Top Definition
Extreamly painful diarrhea.
That spicy chicken gave me fireturds.
by Safffernellie August 08, 2009
A turd, or (presumably human) piece of poop, attached to a firecracker in such a way that when lit into the sky, the firecracker will launch pieces of poop along with a brilliant display of color.
Valerie: Bruh did you see that fireturd festival?
Claire: Yeah bro! So beautiful.
by FireTurd August 18, 2015

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