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firewatch ribbon 

Alternate slang term for National Defense Service Medal (see also gedunk ribbon)
Described by a drill instructor in the sixties: "The firewatch ribbon is red for the blood you never shed, blue for the water you never crossed, white for the eyes of the enemy you've never seen, and yellow for the reason why."

Cosmic Fireball 

A sex act that occurs during fellatio when you are about to cum and give her a facial while throwing a fireball at her face.
My girl came back from the beauty salon looking like Ronnie Garvin, so later that night I hit her with a cosmic fireball.

My boyfriend, an old school territory 'rasslin fan, hit me with the ol' cosmic fireball this afternoon - now my face smells like jizz and burn salve.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.
Cosmic Fireball by The Ether Bunny September 23, 2018

Firebagged 

1. The position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair or incomplete.
3. To be in serious trouble.
4. In western Canada: being forced or tricked into the position described above as a result of an economic downturn.
1. "We're totally Firebagged! Not even McGyver could get outta this one."
2. This truck is Firebagged! Is sounds like there's a miniature horse screaming under the hood!"
3. Leena "Can we bribe the guards to let us out of this Mexican Prison?"
Gordie "Not after what you did - we're Firebagged!"
4. "He said there were only a few things wrong with his car, so I agree to fix it for $75. Once I looked under the hood I realized he totally Firebagged me."
Firebagged by UrbanBabelFish May 17, 2010

fireballed up 

a way to excuse your drunken behavior. related to the consumption of fireball whiskey.
ex: sorry i fell into your grill and ruined the barbecue, i was fireballed up
fireballed up by claire.bear April 24, 2014

Fireball Jutsu 

When you're about to ejaculate, you pull out and hold a lighter up to your dick. When you finally nut, scream FIRE STYLE; FIREBALL JUTSU and when the cum comes out it will be lit ablaze as it leaves your now burning dick.
Dude, last night I was doing it with Rebecca and to finish it all off, I performed the Fireball Jutsu1
Fireball Jutsu by Dongus504 May 8, 2019
A girl or young lady who would absolutely destroy/tear a guy to shreds if she was able to get her hands on him in any way shape or form..
"Whoa...Laura is a real firecat"
Firecat by BC59 December 19, 2008