Fire-rants

The extreme ranting which seems to get ignited by something very minor.

Oh no, I left the seat down and now she is going on one of her fire-rants again.

Fire-rants by harpoon67 May 31, 2007

firepants 

someone who lies so much, the devil himself cought their pants on fire.

"did u see george bush give that speech yesterday?"

"yeah dude, what a fucking firepants."

firepants by ihaveabiggerdickthanyou!!! October 18, 2008

Asshole fireants 

to describe the feeling of your asshole when bumping meth.

Man I have the asshole fireants after that bump.

Asshole fireants by BDBD14 October 9, 2021