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Finno-Korean Hyperwar 

The Finno-Korean Hyperwar began in 8245 BC, and is theorized to have ended in the 6500s BC. It was the greatest conflict in human history and was fought between the two major superpowers of the time: the ancient Finnish empire or the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate, and the Korean Hwan Empire. The widely-accepted casualty count was 20 billion, not including the primitive Neanderthal tribes. Not only was most of the Earths population wiped out, but the Koreans created the Giza Mass Autism Array which erased all of humanitys knowledge of technology and caused an abrupt end to the Hyper Era. Both empires starfleets were destroyed, and all governments ceased to function. The Finno-Korean Hyperwar is often called "fake news" by so-called "historians" who refuse to believe the truth.
The Finno-Korean Hyperwar and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Why doesnt my history class ever mention the Finno-Korean Hyperwar? It was a true tragedy and needs to be discussed more!

RIP to my homies who died in the Finno-Korean Hyperwar, they were real ones.
Finno-Korean Hyperwar by Pissmarck October 6, 2023

dirty finno 

verb: when a girl is recieving anal sex, she tells the guy to make sure that before he cums, to pull it out let her give him oral sex until he ejaculates in her mouth.
"Dude, I heard you gave that girl the dirty finno last night."

"Can you get an e coli infection if you do the dirty finno?"
dirty finno by tarah phinno May 18, 2010
Finneas, a guy who’s name is so rare he had to make his own name definition. He is also very kind, talented, selfless, and handsome.
Person A: Who’s that?
Person B: It’s Finneas, the guy who wrote down his own name definition?
Person A: Oh yeahhh, I’ve heard he’s very talented as well.
Finneas by owobeatrix May 22, 2020
Getting the "how do you do" with a finger
"We did the fingo before moving on to other things"
"Man that exam really gave me the fingo"
fingo by 1423dsa January 30, 2020
the cutest person alive
also known as frances / fenis
is dating Claudia Sulewski

and they’re the cutest couple ever
has great songs
that make me cry
:,(
a music producer for himself and his sister Billie Eilish
I wish FINNEAS would open up in Madrid on September 3rd!
FINNEAS by I love finneas May 31, 2019

finna woke 

We know you're here from Jacksfilms. Come up with your own #YIAYfw
Wow! You're finna woke fam. Stop.
finna woke by FatherTorbjorn February 14, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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