Fingermuck 

The act of a male pleasuring a female orally, while also pleasuring her by means of inserting his metacarpals into her vaginal cavity. This act may either be appreciated by the female, or cause her to think that if the male's metacarpals AND tongue are both inserted into her vagina, why does he not just insert his entire body!

Mmmmmmmm there's nothing better than the fingermuck!

Fingermuck by Rockefellar Skank November 10, 2010

Fingerlock 

A joining of the four non-thumb fingers, like a horizontal high five, with fingers straight and interlocked, met and squeezed. Most common use: congratulations. Can also be romantic or supportive, a gesture between friends, signifying solidarity.

"Good joke, dude, fingerlock!"

"I'm glad you came, babe, fingerlock me."

"Sweetheart, you'll be okay, fingerlock and forget!"

Fingerlock by Tubetop2012 July 12, 2012

Fingerlickin' Chicken 

Nickname for a big time chicken eater.
Especially apropos to any individual who eats Popeye's or KFC more than four meals per week or buys a whole barrel (tub) for themself and hides leftovers for snack treats.
Carrying around a plastic bag of "chicken for later" or eating it while driving certainly merits this monicker.

"Whuz acrackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?"
"Why'ont you save me a juicy breast, OK?
"Huh?"

Fingerlickin' Chicken by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner

A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner by janpasi August 21, 2022

Fingerfucker 

One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.

1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.

2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.

Fingerfucker by sour-puss July 3, 2007

Fingerjack 

Jack ones finger into the vagina or anus of a female counterpart. Hopefully while she is drunk or passed out.

I took home a nasty skank from Casey's Bar last night, and proceeded to fingerjack the drunk bitch while she slept in the passenger seat.

Fingerjack by The Heeb December 21, 2008

fingerfuck 

To insert one's finger into another's well lubricated anal or vaginal orifice, imitating the rocking motion of conventional sex. See also fingerbang.

"Billy fingerfucked Amy's bung so hard that crap shot out!"

fingerfuck by Colonel Turdburglar August 13, 2005