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Finangling is the act of stroking or plucking at ones body parts. You can finangle someones dingleberries to give them and ass fro. You can also finangle ones' arm or leg during dry sex.
Charlie- Yo i was completely getting down and funky with this chick and I finangled her ass hairs!

Stevey- That's in instant erection!
Finangle by Secret Yamaha May 20, 2009

Finagle's Law 

prov. The generalized or `folk' version of Murphy's Law, fully named "Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives" and usually rendered "Anything that can go wrong, will".

The label `Finagle's Law' was popularized by science fiction author Larry Niven in several stories depicting a frontier culture of asteroid miners; this `Belter' culture professed a religion and/or running joke involving the worship of the dread god Finagle and his mad prophet Murphy. Some technical and scientific cultures know it under the name Sod's Law; this usage may be more common in Great Britain.
Anything that can go wrong, will.
Finagle's Law by Belatu July 26, 2004

finagle a bagel 

A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.
Federer just had to finagle a bagel to win his match, that was incredible
To obtain something desired by bargaining, wheedling, and dealing.
Meyer finagled a band for the Bar Mitzvah. "So how did he get that trombone player?" asked Mrs. Fine sotto voce.
finagle by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
The act of tinkering with something to make it work. Usually involving physical manipulation with one's hands (ie, "fidangling").
I tried to fidangle with them there gadget cause she done gave out on me!
Fidangle by Eziquio C November 16, 2007

kegel finagle 

When a female surreptitiously has unusually strong vaginal muscles and proceeds to injure her male counterpart's penis during sex
"Man, that girl last last night really fucked my dick over. She pulled a kegel finagle five minutes in and damn near popped my dick."
kegel finagle by spinkle0711 March 26, 2014