This is an intense sex position that has been around since the dawn of crazy fucked up sex positions. It is when a guy is kicking his muddy foot deep into a girls vagina. The girl is then blowing the guy and simultaneously, two mentally challenged midgets are spanking both the guys and girls ass with an extension cord. Then the guy is taking a shit on the girls chest at the same time. And all of the four people must be wearing black Hugo Boss suits and reading an excerpt from National Geographic. Then the guy cums in the girls face and slaps her across the face and says: You're a whore! Taste the cum you filthy whore!
BRO 1: BRO!!! What did you do last night?

BRO 2: Me and my girlfriend and these two midgets who have down syndrome were doing the Filthy Kai! It was insane!!

BRO 1: I don't think we can be friends anymore! You're one sick motherfucker!
by what a guy 2205 February 10, 2011
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