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Filipino Box Spring Hog 

A full hog cooked in this backyard fashion:

Build a big fire, throw a box spring on it until it's burnt off everything but the steel springs, put a hog over the springs above the coals, sauce it with a broom, flip it over ever now and then.
Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
Fill it with madrone and bay
Stinks like hell
And the neighbors complain
Don't give a hoot what they say
Slap that hog
Gotta roll em over twice
Baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them flies
And chain up the dogs
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
(credit to Tom Waits)

Filipino Funtime 

A large gathering of Filipinos complete with Lumpia, Pancet, and other home town favorites. These gatherings tend to happen in the largely Filipino populated communities of Mira Mesa and National City.
What are you doing tonight? Wanna go hit up the Filipino Funtime?
Filipino Funtime by djxpress12 August 2, 2013

Filipinos 

Mention the name of their country, this word (Filipino) or anything related to this country in the title and/or thumbnail of this video and you get random Filipinos rushing into your video because of those mention
Video title: My experience in the Philippines

Filipinos: *speed intensifies*
Filipinos by A Local Idiot November 14, 2020

Filipino Furburger 

South-East Asian coochie. Even if it is not from the Philippines, you can imagine it is and tell your buddies it was.
I cant wait to get back to Manila and start hitting that Filipino Furburger - with or without cheese...

Filipino Fuckboy 

A Filipino Man that has swag, wears jordans or yeezys, usually has a comb-over or fresh fade and uses these traits to get girls and acts like a dick or is unfaithful to them.
Derek is really a filipino fuckboy, he talked to jasmine and then got with laura the next day, he made both of them cry after letting them know hes a FFB.
Filipino Fuckboy by Kcoursework December 17, 2018

Filipino Time 

Filipino Time, which means things get done whenever they get done. Official Timing of The Phillipines.
I set up a party for 6:00. This is interpretted as 7:00 filipino time.

In some cases, filipino hosts deliberately set the time an hour or so earlier, knowing that the guests will arrive an hour or so late. In this case, the poor americans are surprised to see that they're the first ones to arrive and the only ones there for the first hour or so.
Filipino Time by Martin February 10, 2005