FILF

Filipino I'd Like to Fuck

Sam is such a FILF!

by i'mhebollocks February 28, 2009

FILF

Follower I'd Like to Fuck

1) A twitter user that follows you, and that you would like fuck
2) A twitter user that you follow, and that you would like to fuck

Frequently not reciprocal, as many FILFs are celebrities or other subjects that someone does not know personally.

My followers page on twitter.com is full of FILFs.

by **stars** October 2, 2009

FILF

Fatty I'd Like To Fuck.

Dat fatty has a purty face, I wanna dig up in dem guts.

Girl is Filfy.

by Oreb June 9, 2010

filf

Fetus I’d like to fuck

Guy 1: Did you know that Jessie’s pregnant
Guy 2: IK. That’s one filf she’s got in her tummy.
Guy 1: you’re fucking distgusting

by NarutoLoverXD December 3, 2017

FILF

An old man who's hot enough to fuck. Similar to MILF's. Wrinkled like prunes.

Man: Hey. My dad's a FILF.
*Man shows woman a picture of his dad*
Woman: Eww his dick's got a lot of wrinkles wtf
Man: He's a good fucker.

by Maccer_Kelly June 12, 2011

filf / dilf

variations on the ever-imposing MILF we all know.
filf is a female i'd like to fuck, dilf is a dick i'd like to fuck; something a girl can say about any guy she can't get her ugly hands on , but really wants to fuck badly.

aha, gotcha!... katie you're not callin' me again your dilf ! see, i thought i was older than your mom.

by hytham_hammer July 8, 2005

FILF

Friend I'd Like To Fuck, another way of saying friends with benefits.

Stephen: Hey Jake, you still Dating Celia?
Jake: Nah bro, now she's just a FILF to me.

by @weatherbong1 August 6, 2022