filf

Acronym for 'Furniture I'd like to fuck'

My filf is so greasy, I ought to be the one wearing the antimacassar.

by Michaud050 December 17, 2020

FILF

Noun
Fuck I'd Like to Forget

Gary: So I heard you slept with Marisa. Did you know she's married?
Dave: Hell no I didn't know that! What a ho ... She's definitely a FILF!

by FILF Hater January 12, 2009

FILF

F.I.L.F
Fanny I'd like to fuck

Fanny: Olde Engleeesh for pussy. Not to be mistaken for the yankee gay arsed version.

FILF
(1) Fuck me! Now that's a F.I.L.F!!
(2) See that fit bird over there? The one with the rainbow beaming from her crotch. Now that's a filthy F.I.L.F!

by Tom Fulep August 5, 2006

filf

Furry I'd Like To Fuck

Damn, that vixen is such a filf!

by Jetta Bentham June 29, 2007

filf

filth i'd like to fuck

see that stupid piece of trash over there? that thing's a filf

by pouty tout February 6, 2004

filf

the family of gallen.ie. Family id like to fuck

"gallen has a filf" a family of ilfs

by filf watcher October 4, 2005

filf

Fan Id Like To Fuck

Invented by Hollywood Adam From the superior podcast Nobody Likes Onions, this term was made to describe good looking female fans of the show. A shameless rip of of MILF, (Mom Id Like to Fuck) this term is used on a regular basis amongst the fans and presenters of the show.

"woah dude, all these fans awesome!... woah look at her now THATS a FILF!"

by Switchmeister October 6, 2005