1. boredom
2. badluck
3. annoying
1. you're sitting at home with nothing to do. "fuck i've got fig"

2. you're driving home and you get every red light. "fuck i've got fig."

3. a friend won't leave you alone. " "alastair, you're giving me fig."
by marco November 15, 2003
Famous Imaginary Girlfriend. A person of note or celebrity, easily identifiable by others, whom you claim to fancy. An indication of taste and type.

The male version is FIB, Famous Imaginary Boyfriend.

My FIG, Jessica Alba, looked great at the Oscars this year.
by Paris Morgan March 25, 2008
Noun. 1. a state of dismal boring abyss. - figtatious, adj.
1. "Fuck I got fig".

2. ...Alastair promptly snapped "I don't like hanging around Adrian that cunt gives me fig."

3. "I can't stand this figtatious job anymore!" Elijah remarked with disgust.
by myncs February 14, 2005

not the fruit, but an interjection, noun, or verb depending on the way it is said.

a nicer form of the commonly over-used curseword "fuck"

this word evolved due to a couple of strict parental units who will not let their child (me) utter the curse word "fucking"

although "fuck" can also be interpreted as a sexual action or verb, fig is not and has saved me from being misinterpreted many times.

Go fig yourself.

Fig this! I'm leaving.

You're such a fig, Fred.
by Melissa Powers December 02, 2003
An acronym that represents "Fat Indian Guy" or "Fugly Indian Guy" commonly used in the eastern and southwestern regions of the United States.
Nicole: Oh by the way, did you see that shirt i bought?
Diana: oh yeah ...OMG! WATCH OUT! INCOMING FIG!!!!
Nicole: -turns around- OMFG!! Hes so fat!
by yeah its fo sho March 27, 2007
Fig(n)-Quite simply, a flamboyantly gay male, derived from the word figgit (most often heard while playing games with bipolar gothtards)

Do these purple sunglasses and baby blue headband make me look like a fig?
by Whiteroachr September 16, 2006
A female wigger. A white girl who thinks she is black.

A white pasty guy who dresses ghetto is a wig - his girlfriend who does the same is a fig
by Devin Winson March 03, 2006

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