psycho fido

That crazy ex-girlfriend that won't go away.

I can't get rid of her, she won't go away. She's psycho Fido

by Zack's mom October 12, 2023

FIDO score

How your four-legged waggy-tailed buddy measures up when viewed by da likes of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae.

I made sure to properly train Rover in basic things like housebreaking and not chewing up things or maikng a mess with shaken water or jumping up on people, and so hopefully he should be fine if any doubtful landlords check his FIDO score when deciding whether he and I can move into an apartment.

by QuacksO February 7, 2020

peeping fido

Moment experienced during love making when you look up from your partner and into the eyes of a household pet. Can be accidental or intentional.

So I was doing this girl the other night and there was a peeping fido on the edge of the bed.

by Professor Penicle March 27, 2015