Girl #1: Johnny is so cool. Last night he took me to this totally A List party full of celebrities!

Girl #2: C'mon already - buy a vowel if you're clueless. He's probably their dogwalker. He fidged the invite, stupid.
by happiegrrrl February 7, 2004
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Curly blonde afro. Built like a train but only faster. Sits at full forward. when the balls coming in leads like a panther. Crashes the pack and takes the grab. Averages a bag of 10 a game. Once kicked 124 goals in a season for Glenelg.
Today i played like John Fidge.
by TrimmazDaEsh November 8, 2018
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