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It can only be assumed that "fettuc" is the drug that the game developers were smoking when creating "Alfredo" (Alfred and the Fettuc) on "Action 52," an NES game made by stoners, for stoners. This bundle of shit was priced at above 100$ at the time of release and is known as the high-grade weed of games.
Hey man, you tried this cross-blunt? No? Then check out the fettuc man, it'll get ya all saucy fucked up.
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n. (fess 'toosh) A big deal; brewhaha. To apply great importance to an event.
"He forgot to get the approval and pretty soon we had a major festuche." or "She's such a drama queen. She could make any staff meeting into a real festuche."
festuche by Nezbit-the-cat May 17, 2005

fettuccine-sized slit 

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.
Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."

Fettuccine 

Fettuccine is another adjective for making money. Due to its high value ingredients that are often spoken highly by rappers, (Pasta, Mayo, Chicken, etc...) fettuccine is describing your riches beyond belief.
Daeshawn: "Dam son where'd you get all that money from?"
Tyrone: "C'mon son. You know I been fettuccine chefin on the low."
Fettuccine by $Tay$ November 27, 2017

fettuccine Alfredo

When you cum in a girl, and keep fucking her until your dick is floppy and soft. Like a spaghetti.
Jon: "I totally fettuccine alfredo'd my girl last night!"
fettuccine Alfredo by Patoat August 10, 2016

Nigga Fettucine 

Sexy Nigga With much of the strength and can slurp a whole gallon of fettucine alfredo and stores it in his pussy pocket
Troy is a faggot because he doesn’t eat all of the fettucine like a nigga fettucine and he doesn’t store it in his pussy pocket because he is gay

fettuccine foreskin

This occurs when you are getting your dick sucked by a female while you are uncircumcised. While she is sucking your dick she throws up and her throw up goes underneath your foreskin. When you pull your foreskin back to clean it you see a creamy substance. This creamy substance is both smegma and throw up.
Oh my god bro, I was getting head from Olivia yesterday and I ended up getting fettuccine foreskin.