The act of going into a fetal position to squeeze out that shit when you get a stomachache.
I went into a fetal squeeze after having that burrito
by Gifted Child October 19, 2009
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The act of having sex with a pregant woman and going so deep that you actually have sex with the unborn baby.
Dan:"what did you do last night?"
Bernie:"Fetal sex"
Dan:...
Bernie:...
Dan:"gross."
by fklja February 28, 2009
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1.) To cause a developing fetus in the womb to bleed by an excessive external force, enduced upon the stomach, and cause premature, deadly, birth.

2.) A simple way out of a fun Prom night gone wrong.

3.) A developing fetus punching the mother from inside the womb.

4.) When a chick is giving you head, and right after you blow your load in her mouth, you punch her in the stomach, so it looks like she just came out of the womb.
Yeah, that guy got so wasted last night, when he found out she was pregnant, he had to fetal punch her real good; else that bitch woulda narked!
by Zack Behm and Alex Cohen April 29, 2005
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Fetal /Foetal Attraction
An bewildering attraction to a heavily pregnant woman. So bewildering that you suspect even the baby wants it.
I saw her do laps of the pool and then she got out and had that huge pregnant stomach, It was a total fetal attraction i knew right then i had to be inside her.
by DerekGibney July 7, 2008
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When you are very tired and want to sleep; sleep in fetal position.
I'm so tired today; I just want to go home and go fetal.
by theriversong March 3, 2016
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Something that is on the brink, ready to emerge/take-off. Pre-birth and/or ready for mass consumption. Birth = opposite of "ghosted".
Kyle: "Dude, I like that idea. It has a lot of promise" Clif: "Ya man, I it's totally FETAL."
by Clif Hirtle July 7, 2005
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the act of curling yourself in a ball and crying like a little girl in hopes that your attacker will just go away.
lol that kid just threw himself in the fetal position and shit his pants.
by mullet man carrie January 15, 2011
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