Festosterone
A totally non-gay gathering of 7 or more males, in which there is much consumption of brewskies and much playing of the Halo 3. You might also see a guy flick on.
Festosterone by BadManClan April 16, 2009
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Testosterone Truck
A “Testosterone Truck” (almost always driven by a man) is any large truck that is driving aggressively and always rides your car’s butt when you’re driving. Even if you’re driving faster than the speed limit, the “Testosterone Truck” must always ride your bumper or pass aggressively.
“Julie was getting fed up with the many ‘Testosterone Trucks’ on the road that ALWAYS seem ride her bumper as if to intimidate, as they bear down on her car with their huge front end and bright lights”.
Testosterone Truck by Julesheart January 15, 2023
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Bull Shark Testosterone
Bull Shark Testosterone or "BST" is overpowered shit in Grand Theft Auto Online used mainly by people who are shit at the game. It gives you double damage and health for 60 seconds. It also makes basically every weapon in the game 1-2 shot kill. Literally the best idea Rockstar has come up with.
GTA Online Player #1: "Dude I shot this guy like 25 times and he kills me one shot. WTF?!"
GTA Online Player #2: "He is using Bull Shark Testosterone dumbass."
GTA Online Player #1: "FUCK!"
GTA Online Player #2: "He is using Bull Shark Testosterone dumbass."
GTA Online Player #1: "FUCK!"
Bull Shark Testosterone by Aemuli September 18, 2018
Testosterone Boner
Usually occurs from a man or boy between the months of May all the way to September. A testosterone boner is when a man notices a very attractive girl wearing minimal clothing and all the "alerts" of a boner go off minus the inconvenient and obvious side effect.
"Dude, G Thom, did you see that fine girl in the short shorts?"
"Hell yeah I did, damn girl gave me a testosterone boner."
"but you're not showing?"
"exactly, doesn't mean I'm not poppin' on the inside."
"Hell yeah I did, damn girl gave me a testosterone boner."
"but you're not showing?"
"exactly, doesn't mean I'm not poppin' on the inside."
Testosterone Boner by G. J. Thom May 6, 2010
testosterone boys
"Those testosterone boys and harlequine girls. Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?"
-"Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes off" by Panic At The Disco
-"Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes off" by Panic At The Disco
testosterone boys by Peace, Love and Happiness ^.^ October 11, 2008
Testosterone
Testosterone by GreenBraman June 25, 2018
testosterone fight
Poker terminology.
When two players forget about what their cards are and just raise each other back and forth spraying testosterone all over the table. Common sense is never a factor in a testosterone fight.
When two players forget about what their cards are and just raise each other back and forth spraying testosterone all over the table. Common sense is never a factor in a testosterone fight.
Sam: What happened to all of Dave's chips?
Matt: He just lost a huge testosterone fight to Devin. Devin's so cool.
Bruce Willis: Yeah, I wish I were as cool as Devin.
Matt: He just lost a huge testosterone fight to Devin. Devin's so cool.
Bruce Willis: Yeah, I wish I were as cool as Devin.
testosterone fight by Devin McNasty March 11, 2005
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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