Fertid
OMG, my mom totally just dissed on me, couldn't she tell by the tear rolling down my moist cheek that i was totally fertid today when tommy told me that i looked staypuffed.
Fertid by Staypuffmarshmallowman November 22, 2009
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Feridon's Creampit
A sacred and holy pit that is roughly 50 meters deep and filled with gallons of Feridon's potent ejaculations. Typically used as the grounds of a sacred blood ritual involving the mutilation and sacrifice of 7 Mongolian child sex slaves who are then tossed in the creampit, dissolving and mixing with the sperm, in order to gain an audience with Feridon.
"What do you mean the child sex slaves escaped my speed chamber? What am I supposed to tribute to Feridon's creampit now?"
Feridon's Creampit by Feridon Hamidi March 18, 2019
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Fertid • Fertile • Fertilizer • ferid • Feride • ferida • ferid bathory • Feridun • Fertig • fertile crescent
Fertile Crescent
An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley
Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come?
Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!
Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.
Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!
Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.
Fertile Crescent by Kensco7 November 6, 2018
Fertig
Feride
Feride means unique, most of the time from a Turkish decent. They are beautiful and kind. They are good at keeping secrets and are loyal friends.
Feride by The writer1234 December 7, 2020
Fried and Fertilized
Fried and Fertilized by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011
ferid bathory
ferid bathory by y7hann August 30, 2021
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