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by tia taitano May 20, 2021
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Fertile. Iphone app says you are fertile. Reason for hotflashes. Moods. Pre-menstrual.
"Why am I so PMS-y? I'm not on my period."
"Oh girl, you're probably ferts"
by mochacoughy January 30, 2012
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You know how TERFs exist? Well, FERT is gping to be what I call "Futa-Exclusive Radical Trans" - people that have an absurd hate for the Japanese term "futanari," mostly because stupid people don't know what it means, or care to try learning - just like their TERF archnemeses.
You see, there are all SORTS of other slurs that I see used regularly by bigots on the internet against trans people (that I shan't list for reasons), and futa has got to be by far the dumbest one that LGBT has latched onto as a hate word; so I'm spreading the word educating what futas are, while shaming the ones that REEEEE about it.
Person A: you ever watch any futa hentai?

Person B: REEEEE HOW DARE YOU USE THAT WORD! YOU'RE NOT AN LGBT ALLY, YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE!!

Person A: Don't be a FERT, bruh!
by Stupid Goo July 2, 2022
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Feminist-Exclusionary Radical Trans. The group of Trans activists that claim that trans women are women, as biological determinism is only a fallacy when it used against them, not when they use it against others.
"Those FERT's are just as bad as TERF's like 'Big Red' aka Chanty Binx that they call out, but they can't even see it. Yelling and screaming abuse at people who disagree with them. FERT's and TERF's are cut from the same extremist cloth."
by AlexanS June 10, 2022
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A person who doesn’t look like a person
Oi james do you see that fert over there how the fuck does he class as human
by Genzar December 31, 2019
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A fert is a little man no no bit, commonly used as an insult to your best friend.

(Preferably call your best friend Sadie, a fert)
by Eclipse's behind :D October 8, 2023
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