Heather was fergusoned in the parking lot when the police moved in and the protesters scattered like roaches.
by SnowApeKing February 22, 2015
Pronoun. Typically someone from Southern California or Arizona, who drives any sort of lifted 4x4 truck that has nautical stars and or energy drink decals on the back tinted window. A ferguson usually wears a black Tapout hat with the bill bent up, a Famous Stars and Straps jersey, camo cargo shorts with a chain wallet, high black socks, and big puffy tongue DC skate shoes. Occasionally, a ferguson will have sparrows or koi fish tattooed on his shoulder blades, gauge earrings, and have a dirt bike in the back of his lifted 4x4. Fergusons may be accompanied by a female, known as a bro hoe. It is very likely that he (the ferg) is not the first of his friends that has slept with this bro hoe. The bro hoe typically wears a white wife beater, cheap blue jeans, a belt with either studs or bottle caps, and a pair of fake Uggs she got from Pac-sun with a Christmas gift card.
by Goose1899 January 3, 2011
The offspring of a grey squirrel and an alpacha with a large muffin top.
This mammal enjoys wearing pink party frocks to graduations, and tanned cords!
This mammal enjoys wearing pink party frocks to graduations, and tanned cords!
by patrickpascuelliethethird October 7, 2008
While you are having sex you smoke the entire time. Then you use the tip of the cigarette to burn a hole in the condom and let it drip on her face.
by Waco Beer Can December 10, 2009
When there is traffic on roadways, but it involves large masses of people standing with their hands up or laying in the street mimicking a crime scene.
Emily: "Why were you late to school today Becky?"
Becky: "Oh I was stuck in Ferguson traffic. A guy stood in front of my car with his hands up for 10 minutes."
Becky: "Oh I was stuck in Ferguson traffic. A guy stood in front of my car with his hands up for 10 minutes."
by dadzii December 9, 2014
by Tearygravy27 October 8, 2019
In East Texas this is the act of calling into work on an excessive basis and suffering no repercussion.
" I'm pulling a Ferguson Monday."
by Psycrow February 4, 2014