Feptitious 

Fep-ti-tious

To be Feptitious: To be intentionally pedantic in a Devil's advocate manner for reasons of hilarity.

Used in response to a rhetorical question.

"Stop being feptitious"

Feptitious by Beanamatron September 12, 2011

Feptitious 

To be intentionally pedantic to provoke a humerous response.

Paul: "4 goals for Suarez against Chile, lets hope he can do the same in the league"

Mike: "Chile aren't in the Prem Paul"

Lester: "since wen have chile been in the premiership haha"

Paul: "am i being stupid here? ive re-read this about 10 times and i still dont see how you got that"

Mike: "we were just being feptitious"

Feptitious by Yennikcm November 14, 2011

fuctitious 

adj. Of or relating to imagined sexual activity. Typically used to describe the deceitful stories of people who aren't getting enough, but want to give the impression they are.

I kept asking him for relationship advice, until I realised what I'd been told was largely fuctitious.

fuctitious by Curis September 26, 2005

Fagtitious 

When gay people do stupid stuff.

My Fagtitious friend sucks to much dick

Fagtitious by ROBERT!!MAX January 16, 2022

festivious 

Festive like.

You look very festivious today.

festivious by Babblebliss December 13, 2014

Fertigious 

The act of being fast and simultaneously furious.

woah there buttface, swinging that bat around is a little fertigious!

Fertigious by michakuh October 9, 2019

fictitious

Pertaining to fiction.

Not entirely founded in real life. Not just conjecture, but also fantasy.

The Bible is largely fictitious.

Most 13 y.o. boys have a fictitious foot-long shlong.

fictitious by A. Penner February 26, 2010