When a woman's vagina is so prolapsed and her cervix has been so destroyed through penetration, one or more of her ovaries hang out.
Dave: "Man, Amy was such a whore that she had a femorrhoid!"
Pete: "Doesn't surprise me. I'm dead inside"
The woman that's always on your ass, like she's attached.
Fuck.. my wife just wont get off my ass about mowing the lawn.. shes such a femorrhoid.