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1.
When a woman's vagina is so prolapsed and her cervix has been so destroyed through penetration, one or more of her ovaries hang out.
Dave: "Man, Amy was such a whore that she had a femorrhoid!"

Pete: "Doesn't surprise me. I'm dead inside"
by man room May 14, 2009
 
2.
The woman that's always on your ass, like she's attached.
Fuck.. my wife just wont get off my ass about mowing the lawn.. shes such a femorrhoid.
by MSpar September 09, 2012