Femetrosexual

The female version of a metrosexual. Where a metrosexual is a predominately straight male who comes across more as a homosexual a femetrosexual is a mostly straight girl who presents like a lesbian.

Basically if -

metrosexual = faggy straight boy
then
femetrosexual = dykie straight girl

The term goes beyond tomboy which would be one type of femetrosexual.

The term could easily be used to describe a bi girl who comes across as a lesbian.

I thought she was gay?

Nah she's a femetrosexual

Femetrosexual by stranger_girl February 13, 2010

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feterosexual

The catogorically incorrect stereotype that lesbians are especially masculine exisits. Often times they are, but sometimes not. Feterosexual (I made it up) means you are a masculine female yet you are not a lesbian. Hey, I don't make socities rules. I'm just telling it like it is.

1. Hey, dude. I'm not a lesbian. I'm feterosexual.

feterosexual by coolwalrus123 February 17, 2006

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Related Words

Femetrosexual • feetosexual • feterosexual • fetrosexual

fetrosexual

A straight female/woman who enjoys manly things i.e. fantasy football, watching excessive sports, farting in public, burping in public. This word has nothing to do with being gay or straight.

For example, Robyn, unlike Leah, loves fantasy football, watching sports, and hanging out with Mike and the guys, thus she shows traits of a fetrosexual.

fetrosexual by Leah22 May 23, 2007

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feetosexual

When you have a sexual attraction to other peoples Feet

I am Feetosexual to your feet.

feetosexual by Jsognlkdskg May 18, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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