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Femaculate 

To release generous amounts of divinely aqueous Yin essence from the vagina during sex. Also known as "Squirting" or "Female Ejaculation" (crude terms to describe a sacred experience), Femaculation is an immaculate expression of feminine sexual vitality and juicyness.

Last night while I was riding my lover, I reached such a state of ecstatic bliss that I femaculated all over him and soaked the sheets with love essence from my yoni. It was totally amazing!
Femaculate by Immaculate Femaculatrix November 13, 2006
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feticulate 

A portmanteau of 'fecal' and 'particulate'.

Feticulate is the collective term for the airborne microscopic shit particles which accompany a fart. The level of feticulate is much worse if the fart is unfiltered (via clothing such as underwear) or if the originator of the fart accidentally draws muck at the time of farting.
"Please keep you anus closed while we are in the elevator. I do not care to breathe your feticulate."
feticulate by Johnny Domino October 27, 2011

fejaculate

Noun, female ejaculation
Verb, the act of a female ejaculating
"That whore fejaculated all over my new Mercedes!"
fejaculate by Niki February 8, 2005

eMACulate chorus

When in a Mac lab and everyone's computer freezes up, making everyone reboot. Upon rebooting the startup sound is played, making it sound as if a Choir is in the room.
The Network is acting up again! i guess i'll have to reboot
emaculate chorus
eMACulate chorus by Jaywalks February 24, 2010

femjaculate 

When a hoe orgasms to the point that she explodes all over the accompanying party.
Dude, that girl totally femjaculated all over me.
femjaculate by The Original Master December 27, 2007
The Act of producing feces
Look Marge, the baby is starting to Feculate
feculate by TheReal_MrPickles August 27, 2009

femasculate 

When butch lesbians try to make gay men, trannyboys or anyone else feel like they are not tough enough. Usually occurs in queer bars.
Man, fuck that place. Everytime I need to take a piss, some ugly dyke femasculates me for being in the girl's bathroom.
femasculate by SdotCarter April 13, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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